johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
Everything I like, that makes me smile, or think etc. and probably a lot stupid puns
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
This sums it all up.
hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.
but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection
In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.
laughing so hard because natural selection
Headcanon: A little before James and Lily’s wedding, James asked Sirius if he’d organize his bachelor party and Sirius went ‘Don’t you mean your stag party?’ and just literally laughed for about 5 minutes straight until James asked Remus to do it instead
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING START IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
MY FRIENDS BEGGED THE TEACHER IF THEY COULD BORROW THE DVD SO I COULD SEE IT. I WAS LIKE, “HOW MUCH LIKE ZAC EFRON CAN HE LOOK LI- IS THAT FUCKING ZAC EFRON???
DUDE IN YEAR ELEVEN ENGLISH WE’D BREAK OUT INTO GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME ALL THE TIME BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT HIM
This is a fucking hilarious video of “Innuendo Bingo” on the BBC with the actor who played Neville Longbottom. As far as I can tell it’s a program where they make the participants fill their mouths with water and then listen to hilarious innuendo-filled clips. I kinda want to have a home-viewing party where we play along. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
This is important. Please watch.
What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?
WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@
the true story
At the end of The Breakfast Club, 4 of ‘em kiss and Brian just kisses his essay and he seems the happiest.
How to Bromance with Colin O’Donoghue & Michael Raymond James (First Edition)
its a bucket list