littleredstriderhood:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit

my english teacher told a story once how he told the class to wrote a 5 paragraph essay on a brick and a student wrote “5 paragraph essay” and taped it to the brick and he got full credit and the teacher still has this brick

z0mbie-pirate:

planetaryprincess:

“WHO THE HELL SKIPS BILLIE JEAN?!”

Bruno Mars is actually really good at imitating Michael Jackson

Omg

dorfytonks:

thorsicle:

Norway is very geographically important to Scandinavia. One of it’s most notable attributes is keeping Finland, Sweden, and Denmark from looking like a penis with a bit of spunk.

Thank you for your input. We are very proud of our contribution to society

thatonewasaquip:

rebel—wilsons:

my rendition of “soft kitty”

mrfoob:

blinktube:

byle:

bappletree:

Hi, so you probably have just scrolled through pages and pages of girls with tans and cute shoes. But I bet you won’t reblog this picture of my sim, Rae, who has been trapped in a bathroom stall for 12 hours because this girl won’t move. She hasn’t eaten & is socially deprived to the point where she has been having tantrums. I admire her strength & bravery <3 Rebagel if u have a heart.

This won’t ruin your blog.

im laughing so hard omg

iT SAYS REBAGEL HOLD UP REBAGEL

REBAGEL

I suppose this used to happen quite often

prospited:

the dark knight rises

iF THIS DOESNT GET NOTES IM GOING TO PUNCH A WHOLE IN MY WALL I THOUGHT OF THIS FUCKING JOKE MYSELF DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD I LAUGHED

rnaze:

“YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER” i yell at my step-ladder

grumpybilbo:

#frodo the swan queen